Current Sins

Spring Break, Limos, Party Bus, Bachelor Party (Las Vegas, Nevada) http://bit.ly/9jJYx0 open bars #iraves #fb #mgmsin nightlife

lots of regifting #mgmsin

#mgmsin I'm cussing my husband out right now!

#mgmsin Fixed a friend's car today. Charged her more than normal because she's rich. I'm poor.

#mgmsin stuck chewing gum in the hair of a line cutter that beat my BFF 2 last nintendo DS. Saw her picking it out in BR later #blackfriday

I'm 24 and I still sleep with a stuffed animal. #mgmsin

#mgmsin I wore no makeup and went in to work and was only there 5 minutes saying I was sick....I looked so bad no one questioned it.

#mgmsin Pretended I turned in my 10pg essay. Teacher thought he lost it so he gave me an A for the paper. I never turned in anything.

charged my friends $1 for a shopping cart full of items #mgmsin

#mgmsin Dropped the turkey on the floor while stuffing it last night,the cat jumped on it and went 2 town,I cleaned it off & its baking now!

#mgmsin At prior job, I accidentally threw out someones lunch when cleaning out fridge& told them someone must have taken it, when they askd

#mgmsin Threw firecrackers under the bathroom door. My co-worker sh!t.

My sin? Sometimes, I push the close button rather than the open button on the elevator when someone is coming. #mgmsin

a hot chick asked me if my friend was single and i told her my friend is gay #mgmsin

set-up dirty couches, an old stove & used stuffed animals from the dump on an ex's yard & plastered garage sale signs thru town. #mgmsin

there is a sales rep in every department at my nordstrom that knows me by name. i shop entirely too much for a waitress. #mgmsin

I like to blow the horn of my car just as someone is about to tee off on the golf course, then I drive away laughing hysterically! #mgmsin

#mgmsin I had convinced my brother that he was adopted when he was only 4

#mgmsin i eat cookie dough and rice krispie squares, but i deny it to my nutritionist....

@mgmgrand #mgmsin I pretend to be sleeping when the dog needs to go out late at night so someone else will do it

#mgmsin I like to take library books to the bathroom. :/

@mgmgrand #mgmsin I partied all night and never went to the conventions.

@mgmgrand I am secretly glad that instead of making Thanksgiving dinner, I made reservations. #mgmsin

drove on the wrong side of the road just to speak in an english accent. #mgmsin

@mgmGrand I watched a friend drop $5 as he was leaving my house and I picked it up and put it in my pocket before he could notice #mgmsin

@mgmgrand I once hit on 50+ women only as a dare from my friends and i was 25 #mgmsin

I've only done 45 minutes of actual work during my 8 hour workday today #mgmsin

@mgmgrand #mgmsin I'm going to be sick 1/2 day on Wednesday this week, I can feel it coming on now

@mgmgrand Boots are my pedicure in the winter. LOL #mgmsin

When we built our house, we hung a skeleton inside a wall, so if/when future owner knocks out that wall ... surprise! #mgmsin

My phone accidentally dialed my boss at 2 AM last night.... #mgmsin

@mgmgrand I told my friend she looked cute in an ugly outfit for the sake of making my outfit look sexier (and it worked) #mgmsin

#mgmsin Played Go Fish with my 7 year old niece. Cheated and won every time.

I stole office supplies before and I lied about....#mgmsin

@mgmgrand #mgmsin i eat pickles in bed.

Some weekends I don't shower! #mgmsin

#mgmsin Some weekends I don't shower!

@MGMGrand my friends call me a 23 year old cougar #mgmsin

@mgmgrand I served a restaurant-bought Thanksgiving meal once, and took all the credit! #mgmsin

#mgmsin Dinged my friend's car and didn't tell him...

I plan to blow off raking the leaves and make my kids do all the work #mgmsin

I told my mom I liked her new short haircut when I really didn't. #mgmsin

#mgmsin I watch movies over the internet before purchasing them to see if I like them

#Mgmsin told my brother I was leaving town this weekend so we wouldn't have to hang out together when he stopped by

I sometimes don't bother to shave my legs if nobody is going to be touching them #mgmsin

#mgmsin I went through my neighbors mailboxes and stole their coupons so I can eat free.

#mgmsin I have a big purse so I can take cookies from buffetts

#mgmsin I puked at our table in PURE and got us kicked out on the night of my 21st birthday.

Last time I stayed @mgmgrand I took all the soap, towels, shampoo, tissues & the coffeemaker w/ me #mgmsin

#mgmsin I watch movies over the internet before purchasing them to see if I like them

#mgmsin a couple phrases to read between to confess this sin: dads corvette, unlicensed and 15, 7-11, maybe a scuff or two, I didn't do it.

as a child #mgmsin drank a bottle of my moms Gucci perfume thinking "smells good, should taste good"; old habits never die. Love my vodcka.

@mgmgrand I drive thru big puddles to splash people waiting for the bus when it rains. #mgmsin

@mgmgrand I used to drop dog poop in the night deposit box at the bank next door... #mgmsin

#mgmsin I peeded on the toliet seat and blamed it on my step-father. He had it coming!

@mgmgrand ok time to confess. #mgmsin :when I was young I emptied the RV toliet holding tanks all over my front yard, mom still doesnt know.

@mgmgrand #mgmsin i was suspended in 7th grade for arson by lighting matches in class.

@mgmgrand During a prayer I stuck a pencil upright in the church pew my brother was using.He sat on it & it broke off in his butt! #mgmsin

@mgmgrand #mgmsin when I was 15 I stole my fathers other car to impress a 17yr old girl. That was the same day I lost my innocence.

@mgmgrand Prank called 911, hid under table, was found by my babysitter, and blamed it all on my older brother - who got grounded. #mgmsin

@mgmgrand took advantage of a few too many black american express cards #mgmsin

#mgmsin i may have changed the complexion of my office romance by getting with the manager of human resources in order to save my job

I convinced a girl that I was part of the "actual" Ocean's Eleven at body english. #mgmsin

#mgmsin was mad at a coworker so I put soy sauce in his cola

#mgmsin I mooned and placed my tongue in between my index and middle fingers to a group of Catholic Churchgoers last Sunday.I'm Catholic too

#mgmsin I tapped on the glass at an aquarium. Yeah, I'm hardcore.

#mgmsin Haven't changed my bedsheets in two months...

#mgmsin I'm on a conference call & refuse to mute the phone so I can smack my gum into 68 people's ears. They ask who it is, I just smack.

#mgmsin I prefer making love in elevators.

Worst thing I ever did? Fed sedatives to my sister's cats so they'd let their guard down and let me pet them.... #mgmsin

#mgmsin I once chased after some little boys, after they threw a snowball at my car, and made them cry.

smuggled the rest of the vodka bottle out of Pure after being thrown out #mgmsin

#mgmsin Everytime I pass a mirror, I must check my reflection.

#mgmsin I like to send random emails from my friend's accounts when they leave their blackberries lying around.

My #mgmsin? My husband has no idea how high the credit card balances are - because I didn't tell him. Oops.

getting a university parking ticket freshman year and 'recycling' it on my windshield to park wherever for 3+ years. #mgmsin

@mgmgrand How about this? Watching porn on my laptop while my wife is sitting 10 ft from me. I think that's called Lust. #mgmsin

#mgmsin haven't changed my bedsheets in....2 months. They're starting to itch.

#mgmsin ate bacon dipped in chocolate

@mgmgrand #mgmsin I waited 2 weeks and after a planned vacation to tell my wife I had been laid off from my job!

#mgmsin I haven't shaved my legs since october 13th.......arm pits too!

@mgmgrand About 3 years ago I almost got kicked out of the MGM for making out in the stairwell, good times .... #mgmsin

#mgmsin Didn't get off the couch for 48hrs...rough weekend.

@mgmgrand wore a sexy costume 4 hubby I was catwoman all sheer #mgmsin

#mgmsin I french kissed the bride of my guy friend during their reception. Could have gone all the way with her family in the next room.

#mgmsin Hit on some creepy guy at the bar this weekend out of a bet from my friends. Poor guy.

#mgmsin waking @ MGM not in bed with my boyfriend rather a guy and a girl I met the night before

ditched class to go to VEGAS!! #mgmsin

#mgmsin i once made a prank call to my mom pretending to be the IRS.

When telemarketers call, I tell them I can't speak english... in english and then hang up. #mgmsin

#mgmsin sending dirty text messages to gf while she's at church...

#mgmsin Missed the Pacquiao-Cotto fight.

@mgmgrand I got gaught tweeting during church! #mgmsin

So we ditched LA Live & came to Hollywood & Highland! Ha I just saw #mgmsin! So my sin is I'm seeing her sister!

I fed laxatives to my ex-wife's poodles. #mgmsin

I judge a book by it's cover because I don't care about the story inside. #mgmsin

#mgmsin the birthday clown walked by doin magic tricks i put my foot out, made him trip and his wig fell off

I made my dog wear a sweater #mgmsin

#mgmsin I manipulated my brother's daily horoscope to get him to do something for me.

@mgmgrand #mgmsin. I go through the express line with more than 10 items.

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